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Life Problems
Buy Peace
A quiet mind, some assembly required
₹7,999
Buy Silence
Mute the world, keep the chai
₹14,999
Buy Sleep
Eight hours, delivered never
₹5,999
Buy Motivation
Starts on Monday, ends on Monday
₹12,999
Buy Confidence
Fake it till the box arrives
₹4,999
Buy Luck
Green signals all the way home
₹9,999
Buy Patience
Wait for it. Keep waiting
₹3,999
Buy Focus
One tab, one task, one miracle
₹7,999
Buy Energy
Charged to 100%, ships at 2%
₹14,999
Mumbai Special
Buy Traffic Skip
Bandra mein 2 km teleport. Signal nahi, shanti.
₹4,999
Buy Local Train Seat
Window seat milegi, bas kalpana mein
₹9,999
Buy Personal Space
Bheed mein bhi apni jagah, bhai
₹3,999
Buy Auto Meter Honesty
Meter chalega, bas dil se
₹7,999
Buy Rain Timing
Baarish tab, jab ghar pahunch jao
₹14,999
Buy Power Cut Protection
Light jaaye, mood na jaaye
₹5,999
Buy Wi-Fi Signal
Full bars, bas tower ki dua se
₹12,999
Buy Boss Approval
Boss bole theek hai, bina edit ke
₹4,999
Buy Salary Hike
Hike aayega, bas date nahi pata
₹9,999
Buy Work From Home Forever
Ghar se kaam, ghar mein aaram
₹3,999
Family & Relationships
Buy Relative Mute Button
Mute the endless questions, keep the mithai
₹12,999
Buy Mom’s “Beta, Eat Something” Filter
Filters the love, keeps the thali
₹24,999
Buy Dad’s Lecture Skip Pass
Skips the “in my time” intro
₹12,999
Buy Sibling Silence
Ten minutes without commentary
₹24,999
Buy Ex Unfollow Service
We unfollow, you move on
₹12,999
Buy Relationship Advice Filter
Filters out advice nobody asked for
₹24,999
Buy Wedding Invitation Detector
Beeps before “ek chhoti si request”
₹12,999
Buy Small Talk Escape
Exit lines for awkward chai breaks
₹24,999
Buy Compliment Subscription
One daily compliment, auto-renews
₹12,999
Buy Emotional Support Dog
Wags its tail, does not exist
₹24,999
Internet & Tech
Buy Unlimited Battery
Never see 1% again
₹14,999
Buy Zero Notifications
Silence, for your thumbs
₹7,999
Buy Password Memory
Remembers it. You still won’t.
₹14,999
Buy Internet Patience
Buffering, but you stay calm
₹7,999
Buy Unsend Button
For messages that are already read
₹14,999
Buy Screenshot Protection
They screenshot, you stay safe
₹7,999
Buy Algorithm Reset
Your feed forgets you ever scrolled
₹14,999
Buy Reply Later
Schedules your guilt for tomorrow
₹7,999
Buy Cloud Storage for Memories
Infinite space, zero login
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Buy AI Excuse Generator
Believable excuses, completely fictional
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Absurd Premium
Buy a Plot Twist
Life gets interesting. Mostly.
₹24,999
Buy a Parallel Universe Ticket
One way. Terms unclear.
₹9,999
Buy Invisible Clothing
Fits everyone, seen by nobody
₹19,999
Buy a Pet Rock with Wi-Fi
Stays put, stays connected
₹39,999
Buy Moon Property
Sea view. No sea.
₹14,999
Buy Yesterday Again
Redo a day, same traffic
₹29,999
Buy a Compliment from Your Crush
Delivered entirely in your imagination
₹12,999
Buy Monday Insurance
Claim it every Monday, receive hope
₹79,999
Buy an Excuse for Missing Gym
Valid until tomorrow
₹9,999
Buy Nothing
Premium nothing, gift wrapped
₹79,999
Breakup
Buy Breakup Recovery Kit
Tissues, tea and a playlist
₹12,999
Buy Ex-Blocker Pro
Blocks them on apps that do not exist
₹4,999
Buy “Seen but Not Replying” Insurance
Covers blue ticks and long silences
₹9,999
Buy Closure
Final chapter, no sequel
₹3,999
Buy Heartbreak Leave
Sick leave for the soul
₹7,999
Buy Breakup Playlist
Sad songs, big feelings
₹14,999
Buy “I’m Over It” Certificate
Framed, signed, mostly true
₹5,999
Buy Ex-Detector
Beeps when nostalgia gets near
₹12,999
Buy Emotional Support Pizza
Extra cheese, extra healing
₹4,999
Buy Fresh Start
New chapter, same you, better lighting
₹9,999
Marriage
Buy Shaadi Kab? Mute Button
Silences the question at every function
₹79,999
Buy Wedding Guest Escape Plan
Exit before the third dessert round
₹39,999
Buy Rishta Filter
Skips the awkward biodata round
₹69,999
Buy Marriage Compatibility Report
Fictional chemistry, certified vibes
₹29,999
Buy Honeymoon Without Relatives
Two people, one very quiet beach
₹59,999
Ego
Buy Ego Boost
Instant swagger, no side effects
₹9,999
Buy “I Am Right” Certificate
Official, unchallenged, framed
₹19,999
Buy Last Word
Always have the final line
₹39,999
Buy Instagram Confidence
Looks great in a square crop
₹14,999
Buy Ignore Mode
Selective hearing, premium edition
₹29,999
Buy Ego Repair Kit
Patches the dents from group chats
₹12,999
Buy Main Character Energy
Background music included
₹24,999
Buy Compliment From Stranger
Random, kind, unverified
₹9,999
Buy Argument Replay
Win it again, in the shower
₹19,999
Buy Humble Flex Subscription
Brag politely every month
₹39,999
Poor
Buy Salary Advance
Payday, but earlier
₹12,999
Buy End-of-Month Survival Kit
Maggi, hope and a calculator
₹24,999
Buy Free Delivery Luck
Your cart always crosses the line
₹9,999
Buy Wallet Protection
Guards against “just one more”
₹19,999
Buy “I’m Saving Money” Badge
Wear it while window shopping
₹39,999
Buy Rent Extension
Five more days of peace
₹14,999
Buy Cheap Trip to Goa
Beach views, budget vibes
₹29,999
Buy UPI Balance Illusion
The balance looks fuller than it is
₹12,999
Buy EMI Pause Button
Pause the month, not the fun
₹24,999
Buy Rich for 24 Hours
Feel fancy until midnight
₹9,999
Rich
Buy Rich Person Walk
Slow, calm, never in a rush
₹39,999
Buy “I Don’t Check Prices” Attitude
A menu without the right-hand column
₹69,999
Buy Private Jet Feeling
Legroom for the mind
₹29,999
Buy Luxury Silence
Quiet, but make it premium
₹59,999
Buy Personal Assistant
Answers to you, politely, never
₹24,999
Buy Old Money Vibes
Quiet luxury, loud nostalgia
₹49,999
Buy Business Class Sleep
A flat bed for your imagination
₹79,999
Buy Rich Relative Personality
Confident at every family function
₹39,999
Buy Unlimited Brunch
Bottomless, as long as you believe
₹69,999
Buy “Just One More Property” Mindset
Always eyeing the next skyline
₹29,999
Kids
Buy Homework Done Machine
Done in seconds, teacher not convinced
₹19,999
Buy Screen Time Extension
Ten more minutes, forever
₹9,999
Buy Vegetable Taster
Makes broccoli taste like pizza
₹19,999
Buy Exam Memory Booster
Remembers everything except the answer
₹9,999
Buy “Five More Minutes” Button
Pauses the morning
₹19,999
Buy Sibling Remote Control
Share the TV peacefully
₹9,999
Buy School Holiday Extender
Adds one day, every week
₹19,999
Buy Tiffin Upgrade
Lunch box swagger, level up
₹9,999
Buy Bedtime Delay Pass
One more story, please
₹19,999
Buy Report Card Hider
Hide it. Parents will still find it.
₹9,999
Pregnant Women
Buy Sleep Anywhere Pass
Nap at any place, any time
₹24,999
Buy Craving Delivery
Midnight cravings, handled
₹12,999
Buy Advice Mute Button
Mutes unsolicited tips from everyone
₹24,999
Buy Baby Name Peace Treaty
Ends the family naming debate
₹12,999
Buy Back Pain Off Switch
Comfort mode, one tap
₹24,999
Buy Patience for “When Is It Due?”
Smile, nod, repeat the date
₹12,999
Buy Mood Swing Weather Report
Forecast: mostly supported
₹24,999
Buy Hospital Bag Organizer
Packed, labelled, calm
₹12,999
Buy Pregnancy Memory Booster
Remembers where you kept it
₹24,999
Buy Nap Without Guilt
Rest is the plan
₹12,999
American Nonsense
Buy a Bigger Cup
A drink so large it needs its own zip code
₹29,999
Buy Drive-Thru Everything
Marriage counselling, gym membership and groceries without leaving the car
₹12,999
Buy Unlimited Refills
Refill your soda, your hopes and your bad decisions
₹24,999
Buy a Pickup Truck for One Grocery Bag
Because efficiency is optional
₹9,999
Buy “How Are You?” Without Waiting
Ask, walk away and never hear the answer
₹19,999
Buy Tipping Anxiety
A calculator that asks for 30% on a glass of water
₹39,999
Buy a College Degree in Sports Commentary
Shout statistics at strangers with confidence
₹14,999
Buy Black Friday Survival Gear
Elbow pads, running shoes and emotional damage insurance
₹29,999
Buy “Let’s Circle Back” Translator
Understand what your manager actually means
₹12,999
Buy Giant Fries Bucket
Extra large, extra crispy, extra everything
₹24,999
British Nonsense
Buy a Tea Emergency Kit
Solves any crisis with one strongly brewed cup
₹9,999
Buy Weather Complaint Subscription
Complain about rain, then complain when it stops
₹19,999
Buy Queue Respect Certificate
Certified ability to wait patiently in an orderly line
₹9,999
Buy a “Sorry” Refill Pack
For bumping into furniture, doors and people who bumped into you
₹19,999
Buy British Summer
Two sunny hours, delivered once a year
₹9,999
Buy a Posh Accent Trial
Sound expensive for 24 hours
₹19,999
Buy Football Arguments
Ninety minutes of football, followed by six hours of opinions
₹9,999
Buy a Full English Breakfast
Includes beans, regret and a nap
₹19,999
Buy Train Delay Acceptance
Peacefully accept that your train has a few issues
₹9,999
Buy Biscuit Dunking Mastery
Dunk for exactly three seconds, never four
₹19,999
Australian Nonsense
Buy Spider Detection Service
Checks your shoes, toilet and car before you enter
₹12,999
Buy a “Yeah Nah” Translator
Understand whether yes means yes, no or maybe
₹24,999
Buy Kangaroo Insurance
Protection from kangaroos that definitely do not deliver mail
₹12,999
Buy Beach Membership
Access to a beach, sunburn and at least one seagull attack
₹24,999
Buy BBQ Confidence
Claim ownership of every grill at every gathering
₹12,999
Buy “She’ll Be Right” Spray
Calms every disaster except actual disasters
₹24,999
Buy Shark Alarm Subscription
Alerts you before entering any water, including bathtubs
₹12,999
Buy Australian Summer
Includes heat, flies and a sunburn with no refund
₹24,999
Buy “Arvo” Language Course
Learn to shorten every word by half
₹12,999
Buy Drop Bear Protection
Defends you from a very imaginary animal
₹24,999
Cricket Fan Nonsense
Buy Cricket Patience
Survive a five-day match without asking who is winning
₹4,999
Buy Umpire’s Decision Insurance
Protects you from DRS heartbreak
₹9,999
Buy “Just One More Over” Time Extension
Turns 10 minutes into three hours
₹3,999
Buy Cricket Expert Certificate
Explain every player’s weakness from your sofa
₹7,999
Buy Last-Over Nerves
Palpitations, pacing and shouting at the TV included
₹14,999
Buy Scoreboard Refreshing Service
Refresh every 10 seconds even when nothing changes
₹5,999
Buy Fantasy League Regret
For the captain you did not choose
₹12,999
Buy Commentary Mute Button
Silence “well, in my day…” for an entire innings
₹4,999
Buy Rain Delay Entertainment
Survive a rain break without checking the forecast 80 times
₹9,999
Buy World Cup Heartbreak Recovery
For fans whose team lost in the final
₹3,999
Dating App Nonsense
Buy a Better Opening Line
Replace hey with something that does not end the conversation
₹3,999
Buy Ghost Protection
Stops people disappearing after three good messages
₹7,999
Buy Profile Photo Upgrade
Removes group photos where nobody knows who you are
₹14,999
Buy “Let’s See Where It Goes” Translator
Reveals what that bio line actually means
₹4,999
Buy First Date Confidence
Expires when the bill arrives
₹9,999
Buy Red Flag Detector
Detects “I’m not like other people” from 10 km away
₹19,999
Buy Match Delay Spray
Makes them reply in 2027
₹5,999
Buy “No Pineapple Pizza” Filter
For profiles that list dealbreakers nobody asked about
₹12,999
Buy Second Date Insurance
Guarantees a second date if the first one survives
₹3,999
Buy Dating App Detox
Deletes the app, then reinstalls it after 11 minutes
₹7,999