Worth every rupee I did not spend on Football Arguments.
British Nonsense
Buy Football Arguments
Ninety minutes of football, followed by six hours of opinions
₹9,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Football Arguments is a fictional product from BuyNonsense. Ninety minutes of football, followed by six hours of opinions. For anyone who has ever apologised to a door. Nothing here is real, so nothing ships and nothing is charged, which makes returns very easy.
Customer reviews
Football Arguments arrived exactly as expected: not at all.
Five stars for the packaging I never received.
Delivery status
Brewing Football Arguments. Please queue patiently.
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