Five stars for the packaging I never received.
British Nonsense
Buy Train Delay Acceptance
Peacefully accept that your train has a few issues
₹9,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Train Delay Acceptance is a fictional product from BuyNonsense. Peacefully accept that your train has a few issues. For anyone who has ever apologised to a door. Nothing here is real, so nothing ships and nothing is charged, which makes returns very easy.
Customer reviews
Best nonsense I never had. Would not buy again.
My friends are jealous of something that does not exist.
Delivery status
Brewing Train Delay Acceptance. Please queue patiently.
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