Worth every rupee I did not spend on a Tea Emergency Kit.
British Nonsense
Buy a Tea Emergency Kit
Solves any crisis with one strongly brewed cup
₹9,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy a Tea Emergency Kit is a fictional product from BuyNonsense. Solves any crisis with one strongly brewed cup. For anyone who has ever apologised to a door. Nothing here is real, so nothing ships and nothing is charged, which makes returns very easy.
Customer reviews
a Tea Emergency Kit arrived exactly as expected: not at all.
Five stars for the packaging I never received.
Delivery status
Brewing a Tea Emergency Kit. Please queue patiently.
Related products
Buy Weather Complaint Subscription
Complain about rain, then complain when it stops
₹19,999
Buy Queue Respect Certificate
Certified ability to wait patiently in an orderly line
₹9,999
Buy a “Sorry” Refill Pack
For bumping into furniture, doors and people who bumped into you
₹19,999
Buy British Summer
Two sunny hours, delivered once a year
₹9,999