a Full English Breakfast arrived exactly as expected: not at all.
British Nonsense
Buy a Full English Breakfast
Includes beans, regret and a nap
₹19,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy a Full English Breakfast is a fictional product from BuyNonsense. Includes beans, regret and a nap. For anyone who has ever apologised to a door. Nothing here is real, so nothing ships and nothing is charged, which makes returns very easy.
Customer reviews
Five stars for the packaging I never received.
Best nonsense I never had. Would not buy again.
Delivery status
Brewing a Full English Breakfast. Please queue patiently.
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