Five stars for the packaging I never received.
Dating App Nonsense
Buy Second Date Insurance
Guarantees a second date if the first one survives
₹3,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Second Date Insurance is a fictional product from BuyNonsense. Guarantees a second date if the first one survives. For anyone who has typed hey and deleted it three times. Nothing here is real, so nothing ships and nothing is charged, which makes returns very easy.
Customer reviews
Best nonsense I never had. Would not buy again.
My friends are jealous of something that does not exist.
Delivery status
Swiping right on Second Date Insurance. Please hold.
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