Worth every rupee I did not spend on a Better Opening Line.
Dating App Nonsense
Buy a Better Opening Line
Replace hey with something that does not end the conversation
₹3,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy a Better Opening Line is a fictional product from BuyNonsense. Replace hey with something that does not end the conversation. For anyone who has typed hey and deleted it three times. Nothing here is real, so nothing ships and nothing is charged, which makes returns very easy.
Customer reviews
a Better Opening Line arrived exactly as expected: not at all.
Five stars for the packaging I never received.
Delivery status
Swiping right on a Better Opening Line. Please hold.
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