Ghost Protection arrived exactly as expected: not at all.
Dating App Nonsense
Buy Ghost Protection
Stops people disappearing after three good messages
₹7,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Ghost Protection is a fictional product from BuyNonsense. Stops people disappearing after three good messages. For anyone who has typed hey and deleted it three times. Nothing here is real, so nothing ships and nothing is charged, which makes returns very easy.
Customer reviews
Five stars for the packaging I never received.
Best nonsense I never had. Would not buy again.
Delivery status
Swiping right on Ghost Protection. Please hold.
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