My friends are jealous of something that does not exist.
Dating App Nonsense
Buy First Date Confidence
Expires when the bill arrives
₹9,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy First Date Confidence is a fictional product from BuyNonsense. Expires when the bill arrives. For anyone who has typed hey and deleted it three times. Nothing here is real, so nothing ships and nothing is charged, which makes returns very easy.
Customer reviews
Customer care replied instantly, with silence. Premium.
Worth every rupee I did not spend on First Date Confidence.
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