Worth every rupee I did not spend on Match Delay Spray.
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Buy Match Delay Spray
Makes them reply in 2027
₹5,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Match Delay Spray is a fictional product from BuyNonsense. Makes them reply in 2027. For anyone who has typed hey and deleted it three times. Nothing here is real, so nothing ships and nothing is charged, which makes returns very easy.
Customer reviews
Match Delay Spray arrived exactly as expected: not at all.
Five stars for the packaging I never received.
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