My friends are jealous of something that does not exist.
Ego
Buy Ignore Mode
Selective hearing, premium edition
₹29,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Ignore Mode is a fictional product from BuyNonsense. Selective hearing, premium edition. A harmless boost for the main character inside you. Nothing here is real, so nothing ships and nothing is charged, which makes returns very easy.
Customer reviews
Customer care replied instantly, with silence. Premium.
Worth every rupee I did not spend on Ignore Mode.
Delivery status
Polishing Ignore Mode till it shines. Please hold.
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