Ego: Buy nonsense, ego edition.

Harmless boosts for the main character inside you.

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Instant swagger, no side effects

₹9,999

Official, unchallenged, framed

₹19,999

Always have the final line

₹39,999

Looks great in a square crop

₹14,999

Selective hearing, premium edition

₹29,999

Patches the dents from group chats

₹12,999

Background music included

₹24,999

Random, kind, unverified

₹9,999

Win it again, in the shower

₹19,999

Brag politely every month

₹39,999

Every ego product is fictional. We tease the situation, never the people. Nothing ships and nothing is charged.