Five stars for the packaging I never received.
Cricket Fan Nonsense
Buy Cricket Patience
Survive a five-day match without asking who is winning
₹4,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Cricket Patience is a fictional product from BuyNonsense. Survive a five-day match without asking who is winning. For anyone who has said “just one more over” and meant three hours. Nothing here is real, so nothing ships and nothing is charged, which makes returns very easy.
Customer reviews
Best nonsense I never had. Would not buy again.
My friends are jealous of something that does not exist.
Delivery status
Waiting for Cricket Patience to clear the rope. Please hold.
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