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Buy Shark Alarm Subscription
Alerts you before entering any water, including bathtubs
₹12,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
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Buy Shark Alarm Subscription is a fictional product from BuyNonsense. Alerts you before entering any water, including bathtubs. For anyone who checks their shoes before putting them on. Nothing here is real, so nothing ships and nothing is charged, which makes returns very easy.
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Worth every rupee I did not spend on Shark Alarm Subscription.
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