Shaadi Kab? Mute Button arrived exactly as expected: not at all.
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Buy Shaadi Kab? Mute Button
Silences the question at every function
₹79,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Shaadi Kab? Mute Button is a fictional product from BuyNonsense. Silences the question at every function. For every shaadi season and the questions that come with it. Nothing here is real, so nothing ships and nothing is charged, which makes returns very easy.
Customer reviews
Five stars for the packaging I never received.
Best nonsense I never had. Would not buy again.
Delivery status
Printing the biodata for Shaadi Kab? Mute Button. Please hold.
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