Five stars for the packaging I never received.
Marriage
Buy Wedding Guest Escape Plan
Exit before the third dessert round
₹39,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Wedding Guest Escape Plan is a fictional product from BuyNonsense. Exit before the third dessert round. For every shaadi season and the questions that come with it. Nothing here is real, so nothing ships and nothing is charged, which makes returns very easy.
Customer reviews
Best nonsense I never had. Would not buy again.
My friends are jealous of something that does not exist.
Delivery status
Printing the biodata for Wedding Guest Escape Plan. Please hold.
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