Beach Membership arrived exactly as expected: not at all.
Australian Nonsense
Buy Beach Membership
Access to a beach, sunburn and at least one seagull attack
₹24,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Beach Membership is a fictional product from BuyNonsense. Access to a beach, sunburn and at least one seagull attack. For anyone who checks their shoes before putting them on. Nothing here is real, so nothing ships and nothing is charged, which makes returns very easy.
Customer reviews
Five stars for the packaging I never received.
Best nonsense I never had. Would not buy again.
Delivery status
Checking Beach Membership for spiders. Please hold.
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