My friends are jealous of something that does not exist.
Internet & Tech
Buy Internet Patience
Buffering, but you stay calm
₹7,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Internet Patience is a fictional product from BuyNonsense. Buffering, but you stay calm. Designed for anyone who has ever muttered “one more reload”. Nothing here is real, so nothing ships and nothing is charged, which makes returns very easy.
Customer reviews
Customer care replied instantly, with silence. Premium.
Worth every rupee I did not spend on Internet Patience.
Delivery status
Buffering Internet Patience. 99% complete since forever.
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