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Buy “Seen but Not Replying” Insurance
Covers blue ticks and long silences
₹9,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy “Seen but Not Replying” Insurance is a fictional product from BuyNonsense. Covers blue ticks and long silences. Gentle humour for hearts mid-repair, no names, no drama. Nothing here is real, so nothing ships and nothing is charged, which makes returns very easy.
Customer reviews
Worth every rupee I did not spend on “Seen but Not Replying” Insurance.
“Seen but Not Replying” Insurance arrived exactly as expected: not at all.
Delivery status
Wrapping “Seen but Not Replying” Insurance with extra tissues. Please hold.
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