Five stars for the packaging I never received.
Internet & Tech
Buy Zero Notifications
Silence, for your thumbs
₹7,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Zero Notifications is a fictional product from BuyNonsense. Silence, for your thumbs. Designed for anyone who has ever muttered “one more reload”. Nothing here is real, so nothing ships and nothing is charged, which makes returns very easy.
Customer reviews
Best nonsense I never had. Would not buy again.
My friends are jealous of something that does not exist.
Delivery status
Buffering Zero Notifications. 99% complete since forever.
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