My friends are jealous of something that does not exist.
Family & Relationships
Buy Mom’s “Beta, Eat Something” Filter
Filters the love, keeps the thali
₹24,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Mom’s “Beta, Eat Something” Filter is a fictional product from BuyNonsense. Filters the love, keeps the thali. Built for family functions where everyone has an opinion. Nothing here is real, so nothing ships and nothing is charged, which makes returns very easy.
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Worth every rupee I did not spend on Mom’s “Beta, Eat Something” Filter.
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