Buy "Shaadi Kab?" Mute Button
Press it. Aunty keeps smiling. Question disappears
₹79,999
Funny shaadi and wedding products: survive the season with a smile
Shaadi season survival, minus the awkward questions.
Browse Shaadi & Marriage products
Buy Wedding Guest Escape Plan
Leave the dance floor. Keep the dessert
₹39,999
Buy Rishta Filter (Biodata Edition)
Filters biodatas by height, hobbies and "family values"
₹69,999
Buy Marriage Compatibility Report
98% match. Fights over AC temperature
₹29,999
Buy Honeymoon Without Relatives
Two people, one beach, zero "beta, photo kheench do"
₹59,999
Buy Wedding Invitation Detector
Beeps when a "save the date" is coming
₹12,999
Buy Wedding Buffet Line Teleporter
Skip the queue. Land at the gulab jamun
₹24,999
Buy Sangeet Choreography Memory
Remember every step. Even the ones you made up
₹19,999
Buy Wedding Photobomb Shield
Blocks every uncle who jumps into your photo
₹14,999
Buy Mehendi That Dries in 5 Minutes
Dark colour. No waiting. No itchy nose
₹9,999
Buy Baraat Traffic Clearance
Clear roads. Loud music. On-time groom
₹34,999
Buy Perfect Matrimonial Biodata Writer
Turns "I like Netflix" into "cultured and well travelled"
₹11,999
About this category
Biodatas, buffet queues, sangeet choreography and the dreaded "shaadi kab?" question. These fake wedding and marriage products make shaadi season a little easier to laugh through. Perfect to send to the cousin who is next.
Frequently asked questions
Is this a real wedding shop?
No. It is a comedy store. Nothing is sold, no wedding is planned and no rishta is filtered.
What is a good funny wedding gift?
Buy "Shaadi Kab?" Mute Button and Buy Wedding Buffet Line Teleporter are guaranteed to get a laugh from the whole family.
Will these products help me survive shaadi season?
They will not, but the laughing might. And the dessert counter is always open.