Dried in 5 minutes. Then I smudged it anyway.
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Shaadi & Marriage
Buy Mehendi That Dries in 5 Minutes
Dark colour. No waiting. No itchy nose
₹9,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Mehendi That Dries in 5 Minutes gives you rich, dark, intricate designs in one short chai break. No smudges, no helper to scratch your nose, no 4 hour wait. Smells divine.
- Category: Shaadi & Marriage
- Price: ₹9,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Colour came out dark. Heart came out soft.
Perfect for last-minute brides.
Delivery status
Applying mehendi. Please do not scratch.
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