Road cleared. Baraat late. Of course.
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Shaadi & Marriage
Buy Baraat Traffic Clearance
Clear roads. Loud music. On-time groom
₹34,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Baraat Traffic Clearance gives the baraat a smooth ride, a free signal and one very polite policeman. Loud drums are included. Horse sold separately and also imaginary.
- Category: Shaadi & Marriage
- Price: ₹34,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Dhol was loud. Traffic was louder.
Groom arrived. Only 3 hours late.
Delivery status
Clearing roads. Please wait for the horse.
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