Biodata now says I love hiking. I hate hiking.
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Shaadi & Marriage
Buy Perfect Matrimonial Biodata Writer
Turns "I like Netflix" into "cultured and well travelled"
₹11,999
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Product details
Buy Perfect Matrimonial Biodata Writer upgrades your biodata from "sleeps a lot" to "has a calm and balanced lifestyle". Warning: your partner will also read it.
- Category: Shaadi & Marriage
- Price: ₹11,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Writer worked. Now everyone thinks I meditate.
Bio looks amazing. I do not.
Delivery status
Writing biodata. Please add a nice photo.
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