Buy Instant Ego Boost
A tiny rocket for your self-esteem
Harmless boosts for the main character inside you.
A tiny rocket for your self-esteem
Wave it in every argument. Win
Always have the final reply. Quietly
Looks great in every photo. Even in the dark
Selective hearing, now available for everyone
Fix a bruised ego with tape and tea
Background music plays when you walk
"Nice shoes" from a total stranger
Watch your best comeback in slow motion
Brag with a smile and a disclaimer
Clapping, whistles and one very loud "wow"
Says "looking good" even on 6 AM
Main character energy, an "I am right" certificate and a mirror that says you look great at 6 AM. These fake products give your ego a gentle, harmless boost, with no real egos or real mirrors harmed in the process.
Only in the way a good joke does. They are fictional, and the boost is entirely made of laughter.
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Of course. A fake certificate is a great way to win a family argument, symbolically.