Folded a towel. Got an ovation.
👏
Ego Boost
Buy Personal Applause Soundtrack
Clapping, whistles and one very loud "wow"
₹14,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Personal Applause Soundtrack plays a gentle round of applause every time you finish your tea, send an email or fold a towel. Standing ovation sold at a premium.
- Category: Ego Boost
- Price: ₹14,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Applause at my desk. Boss was confused.
5 stars. Loud and proud.
Delivery status
Rehearsing your applause. Please bow.
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