Buy Homework-Done Machine
Finishes everything. Learns nothing. Looks proud
₹19,999
Funny kids and parents products: parent-approved chaos, minus the chaos
Parent-approved chaos, minus the actual chaos.
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Buy 10 More Minutes of Screen Time
Extends "just 10 more minutes" indefinitely
₹9,999
Buy Veggie Taster Wand
Broccoli tastes like ice cream (for 3 seconds)
₹19,999
Buy Exam Memory Booster
Remembers every answer after the exam
₹9,999
Buy "Five More Minutes" Button
Sleep in. Wake up in a better mood
₹19,999
Buy Sibling Remote Control
Pause your sibling for 30 seconds
₹9,999
Buy School Holiday Extender
One more week of mangoes and cartoons
₹19,999
Buy Tiffin Upgrade
Turn dal-chawal into a feast. Briefly
₹9,999
Buy Bedtime Delay Pass
One more story. And one more glass of water
₹19,999
Buy Report Card Hider
Hides it until the weekend. Or forever
₹9,999
Buy Shoe Finder (Before School Bus)
Finds the missing left shoe in 2 seconds
₹8,999
Buy "Why?" Question Answer Pack
Answers 40 "why" questions with one cheerful shrug
₹12,999
About this category
Homework machines, veggie wands, bedtime delay passes and a pack of answers for the 40th "why?" of the day. These fake products are written for parents who need a laugh and kids who need ten more minutes.
Frequently asked questions
Are these products meant for children?
They are written for parents and grown-ups. The jokes are gentle, family-friendly and aimed at everyday childhood chaos.
What is a good funny gift for a parent?
Buy "Why?" Question Answer Pack and Buy Shoe Finder (Before School Bus) are two crowd-pleasers.
Is anything here sold to children?
No. Nothing here is sold to anyone. There is no real checkout and no real payment.