Buy Breakup Recovery Kit
Chai, a playlist and a bold haircut idea
₹12,999
Funny breakup recovery products (light-hearted help for hearts mid-repair)
Light-hearted help for hearts mid-repair. No names, no drama.
Browse Breakup Recovery products
Buy Ex Blocker Pro
Blocks them on every app and also in your dreams
₹4,999
Buy "Seen But Not Replying" Insurance
Covers you for emotional damage after a blue tick
₹9,999
Buy Closure (Gift Wrapped)
A neat little box where "why?" goes to rest
₹3,999
Buy Heartbreak Leave
A day off, a blanket and zero follow-ups
₹7,999
Buy Breakup Playlist (Dramatic Edition)
40 songs that look out of the window with you
₹14,999
Buy "I'm Over It" Certificate
A shiny paper that says you are fine
₹5,999
Buy Ex Detector
Beeps within 100 metres. Gives you time to cross the road
₹12,999
Buy Emotional Support Pizza
Extra cheese, extra hugs
₹4,999
Buy Fresh Start
New page. New haircut. Same phone
₹9,999
Buy Ex Unfollow Service
Quietly unfollows. Never tells them
₹12,999
Buy Midnight Text Blocker
Stops 2 AM messages you will regret by 2:05
₹5,999
About this category
Chai, a dramatic playlist, ex blockers and an emotional support pizza. These fake products offer light-hearted company for hearts mid-repair, with no names, no drama and no real exes harmed in the making.
Frequently asked questions
Is this breakup section serious advice?
No. It is pure comedy. If you are going through a hard time, talk to a friend or someone you trust.
What is a good funny breakup gift?
Buy Emotional Support Pizza and Buy Breakup Recovery Kit make a great laugh for a friend who needs a smile.
Do the products really block my ex?
No. They are fictional, so the only thing blocked is your boredom.