Opened the box. It said "it's okay".
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Breakup Recovery
Buy Closure (Gift Wrapped)
A neat little box where "why?" goes to rest
₹3,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Closure (Gift Wrapped) is the explanation you never got, delivered in a small box with a bow. Contents: a heartfelt "I don't know either". Handle with care. Do not open at 2 AM.
- Category: Breakup Recovery
- Price: ₹3,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Closure arrived. So did more questions.
Still waiting. Product is on brand.
Delivery status
Wrapping closure. Tape is running out.
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