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Ego Boost
Buy Instant Ego Boost
A tiny rocket for your self-esteem
₹9,999
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Product details
Buy Instant Ego Boost gives you a big, round and shiny feeling that lasts about as long as your next scroll. Perfect for Monday mornings, selfie days and finishing a whole sentence.
- Category: Ego Boost
- Price: ₹9,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Felt like a hero for 7 minutes.
Ego soared. Landed softly.
Delivery status
Launching your ego. Please stand back.
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