Teleported to the biryani. Stayed for dessert.
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Shaadi & Marriage
Buy Wedding Buffet Line Teleporter
Skip the queue. Land at the gulab jamun
₹24,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Wedding Buffet Line Teleporter takes you from the back of a 300-person queue straight to the dessert section. Highly requested by hungry guests in heavy lehengas. Plates not guaranteed.
- Category: Shaadi & Marriage
- Price: ₹24,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Skipped the queue. Skipped dignity too.
Best product for hungry guests.
Delivery status
Teleporting your plate. Please hold the napkin.
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