Waited in line. Won a certificate.
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British Nonsense
Buy Queue Respect Certificate
A shiny paper that says you wait nicely
₹9,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Queue Respect Certificate is awarded to people who stand patiently, never cut in and quietly sigh at those who do. Looks excellent when framed next to your tea.
- Category: British Nonsense
- Price: ₹9,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Queue jumper got a stare. Perfect.
Queue was long. Certificate was short.
Delivery status
Standing in a very polite queue.
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