Said sorry to a lamp post. It forgave me.
🙇
British Nonsense
Buy "Sorry" Reflex Pack
Apologise to doors, chairs and people
₹19,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy "Sorry" Reflex Pack gives you the automatic habit of saying "sorry" when someone else bumps into you. Includes a small bow and a slightly embarrassed shuffle.
- Category: British Nonsense
- Price: ₹19,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Pack works. Chair says "no worries".
Sorry, but I love this.
Delivery status
Preparing apologies. Sorry for the wait.
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