Sunny for an hour. Everyone went outside.
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British Nonsense
Buy British Summer (2 Hours)
Sun for two hours. Bring a jumper
₹9,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy British Summer (2 Hours) gives you 120 minutes of dazzling sunshine, followed by a polite drizzle. Great for picnics, park benches and wearing shorts with a jacket.
- Category: British Nonsense
- Price: ₹9,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Summer lasted 90 minutes. Brilliant.
Bring a jumper. Bring two.
Delivery status
Ordering sunshine. Please check the forecast.
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