Said "tea" in a posh voice. People bowed.
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British Nonsense
Buy Posh Accent (1 Day Trial)
Sound like you own a very old library
₹19,999
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Product details
Buy Posh Accent (1 Day Trial) makes your voice sound like it belongs to someone who says "marvellous" without blinking. Includes a monocle and the word "tremendous".
- Category: British Nonsense
- Price: ₹19,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Accent held until lunch.
Tremendous. Absolutely marvellous.
Delivery status
Polishing your vowels. Please say "darling".
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