Dunked for 4 seconds. Lost my biscuit.
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British Nonsense
Buy Perfect Biscuit Dunk
Dunk for 3 seconds. Not 4. Never 5
₹19,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Perfect Biscuit Dunk teaches you the exact amount of time to dip a biscuit so it neither snaps nor sinks. Includes a stopwatch, a tea cup and a serious expression.
- Category: British Nonsense
- Price: ₹19,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Perfect dunk. I am a legend.
Biscuit sank. Heart sank.
Delivery status
Timing your dunk. Please hold your breath.
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