Stayed dry in the lounge. Wet outside.
☂️
British Nonsense
Buy Umbrella That Only Works Indoors
Perfect for the sunniest day of the year
₹13,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Umbrella That Only Works Indoors keeps you completely dry in your living room and fails spectacularly the moment you step out. Folds beautifully. Opens mysteriously. Blows away immediately.
- Category: British Nonsense
- Price: ₹13,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Umbrella flipped inside out. Dignified.
Great brolly. Great drama.
Delivery status
Opening your umbrella. Please stand indoors.
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