Won the argument. Lost my voice.
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British Nonsense
Buy Football Arguments Pack
Ninety minutes of "he was never offside"
₹9,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Football Arguments Pack gives you the best lines for pub debates, living-room shouting and group chat fights about a goal from 2011. Includes three pies and one dramatic sigh.
- Category: British Nonsense
- Price: ₹9,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Pack worked. Referee still wrong.
Best pub chat ever.
Delivery status
Warming up your football opinions. Please stretch.
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