Detox lasted 8 minutes. Record.
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Dating App Nonsense
Buy Dating App Detox
Deletes the app. Reinstalls it 11 minutes later
₹7,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Dating App Detox helps you take a very important break from swiping, for exactly 11 minutes. Includes tea, a walk and a mild craving for the little heart.
- Category: Dating App Nonsense
- Price: ₹7,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Deleted. Reinstalled. Matched.
Detox worked. For a bit.
Delivery status
Deleting app. Please do not reinstall.
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