Dots appeared. I screamed. Dots vanished.
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Dating App Nonsense
Buy Typing Bubble Patience
Wait calmly while three dots dance
₹5,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Typing Bubble Patience helps you stay peaceful while the three dots appear, vanish, appear again and then become nothing. Includes a deep breath and a snack.
- Category: Dating App Nonsense
- Price: ₹5,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Patience worked. I did not.
Peaceful dots. Peaceful me.
Delivery status
Watching the dots. Please do not stare.
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