Said "hey". Got "hey". Wrong product.
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Dating App Nonsense
Buy a Better Opening Line
Replace "hey" with something that gets a reply
₹3,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy a Better Opening Line swaps "hey" and "wassup" for a witty, warm and mildly interesting question about their favourite biryani. Success rate may vary based on the photo of your cat.
- Category: Dating App Nonsense
- Price: ₹3,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
New line worked. Date did not.
A great line is half the battle.
Delivery status
Writing a clever opener. Please wait for inspiration.
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