Translated a bio. Got "likes pasta".
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Dating App Nonsense
Buy "Let's See Where It Goes" Translator
Tells you what the bio really means
₹4,999
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Product details
Buy "Let's See Where It Goes" Translator decodes the mystery of dating bios. "Looking for a partner in crime" means "likes snacks". "Not here for hookups" means "tired".
- Category: Dating App Nonsense
- Price: ₹4,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Worked. Now I know the truth.
Great tool. Wrong answers.
Delivery status
Translating romance. Please be gentle.
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