Replied after 3 days. Perfect timing.
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Dating App Nonsense
Buy Match Delay Spray
Makes them reply in 2027
₹5,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Match Delay Spray stretches the wait between messages so you can enjoy a slow, mysterious and slightly nervous love story. Works with typing bubbles and three-dot hope.
- Category: Dating App Nonsense
- Price: ₹5,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Spray worked. I am still waiting.
Slow love. Fast heartbeat.
Delivery status
Slowing your match. Please do not text again.
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