Filter worked. Dating pool: 3.
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Dating App Nonsense
Buy "No Pineapple Pizza" Filter
For bios that list dealbreakers nobody asked for
₹12,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy "No Pineapple Pizza" Filter automatically swipes left on anyone who says "if you put ketchup on pasta, do not message me". Removes about 40 percent of the planet.
- Category: Dating App Nonsense
- Price: ₹12,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Filter blocked my favourite person.
Strict. Fair. Delicious.
Delivery status
Filtering opinions. Please do not mention pineapple.
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