Ordered the safe salad. Date loved it.
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Dating App Nonsense
Buy First Date Menu Decoder
Order something that looks classy and is also cheap
₹6,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy First Date Menu Decoder tells you which dish to order so you look sophisticated, not messy. Avoids anything with long noodles, sauce or ambition. Comes with a napkin.
- Category: Dating App Nonsense
- Price: ₹6,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Decoder said "no spaghetti". Thanks.
Looked classy. Stayed hungry.
Delivery status
Decoding the menu. Please do not order soup.
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