Phone stayed at 1% for 3 days. I stopped calling people.
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Internet & Tech
Buy Unlimited Battery (Never See 1% Again)
Phone at 1% forever. Never dies. Never charges
âš14,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Unlimited Battery keeps your phone at a gentle, mysterious 1 percent for eternity. It never dies, never charges and always makes you feel slightly anxious. Perfect for people who love to live dangerously.
- Category: Internet & Tech
- Price: âš14,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Battery lasted forever. My patience did not.
The 1% anxiety is premium.
Delivery status
Charging the 1%. The 1% is very stubborn.
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