Filter worked. Mummy sent the food anyway.
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Family & Relationships
Buy Mom's "Beta, Kuch Khaya?" Filter
Blocks the question. Keeps the tiffin
₹24,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Mom's "Beta, Kuch Khaya?" Filter removes the 11 daily food reminders but keeps the love and the extra parathas. Warning: if the filter fails you may receive a second dinner at 11 PM.
- Category: Family & Relationships
- Price: ₹24,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Questions stopped. Tiffin tripled. Okay deal.
Ate dinner. Filter reset. Mom asked again.
Delivery status
Filtering mom messages. Parathas are coming through anyway.
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