Five minutes of silence. Aaj ka record.
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Family & Relationships
Buy Sibling Silence Pass
Five minutes without "Mummy, dekho na!"
₹24,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Sibling Silence Pass buys you exactly five peaceful minutes with no remote wars and no "she touched my charger". Great value for parents, quiet for everyone else. Expires when someone opens the fridge.
- Category: Family & Relationships
- Price: ₹24,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Bhai ne bola "chup hoon". Maine bola "dhanyavaad".
Real peace for 4 minutes 58 seconds.
Delivery status
Sibling mute button is warming up. Please do not sneeze.
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