Said "bathroom". Hid with the snacks. 10/10.
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Family & Relationships
Buy Small Talk Escape Pass
One magic excuse for any boring conversation
₹24,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Small Talk Escape Pass gives you one clean exit from conversations about weather, traffic and "so how is work". Pairs well with "let me grab water" and a very fast walk.
- Category: Family & Relationships
- Price: ₹24,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Escape successful. Then I was trapped by the other uncle.
Pass is working. People still follow me for pakoras.
Delivery status
Preparing your escape route. Please look busy.
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